*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*


perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.
― Iain S. Thomas  (via bruisinq)


phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

When you can’t browse tumblr around family because of the blogs you follow.